Let me explain about my first voyage. I had learned from Captain Knight—the late Captain Knight, bless him—who had the right idea but lost his nerve when the shrouds and sails glazed over with ice. He lost his judgment, and let the men eat frozen but rotten ice bear meat. He went mad the days last far longer than they should have.
Then Muscovy made me Hopewell‘s master, and, armed with the maps of Robert Thorne and Barrents, we sailed Hopewell straight north for Tabis. We saw sunlight at midnight and then some.
My critics say I failed when I first sailed for Cathay through the Scylla and Charbdis of Tabis . . . but no–they delude themselves!! Those scoundrels blind themselves to the fact that I discoved Thorne’s map was wrong. To those chthonic rapscallions I say that to disprove a cartographer’s theory is to succeed at updating guides into the unknown, into the future, toward Cathay!
Ah, chthonic rapscallions.
“Landlubber,” mammal, primate, Chthonic rapscallion, avg. height 150-200 cm. (male), avg. weight 50-90 kg. Omnivorous. Also known as Australopithecus terraphilens. Native to west Africa, now widely spread. Known to be erratic and violent.